That's Phucked

The chimp and the frog

When you're looking around the house for something to masturbate with. A frog is not top of your list. For this horny chimp it was, he phucked a poor little frog...

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From throwing poo, to drinking its own pee, to mauling someone in Connecticut, to fucking a frog- chimps are fantastic!

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Monkies are awesome.

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Typical Black behavior! This is where Niggers get those Monkey Genes from!  they will fuck anything they can!  like those fat redheads! "Gauntlet" this is your cousin, how about a fist bump!  LOLLOL  Niggers belong in the Zoo!!  

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I can't leave this alone! Mr. Phucked!  thank you so much!  this had made my day! "Grande Absente" for everyone! Salute!
Want to know why Niggers jump up and down when they laugh? why they're bottom jaw sticks out farther than their nose? why they walk with palms facing backwards? big asses? ape nose? lowered small ears?  big fat lips, smell like goat piss and ass crack?  you got it! Monkey DNA~! cheep cheep go get a Banana!

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Ellio, all of us derive from some form of ape. Just pointing out...

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Yes, but Blacks failed to climb the ladder of evolution! That's why they still look and act like apes..just saying!

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FukYouEillo
United States FukYouEillo

fuck you ellio, i hope a black person uses your mouth as a masterbating toy.

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Eliio:

Not all blacks smell. I have black friends who smell pretty good! XD

Movie: poor frog! D:

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i laughed so hard coke came out of my nose =P

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Theres a better video a cuppla years later at the same zoo....something tells me that something phucked up is happning there alot for them to act like that years apart.

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Well ellios, if you were going to stick 100% by rascist stereotypes, then you would have to agree that black people are better at climbing, jumping and running.. therefore, they prolly out climbed your ass up what you called "the ladder of evolution"

plus, fat hairy greasy italian men look like apes.. im just sayin

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thank you, Lyndsay, for that comment to that great big asshole.  you are a beautiful person inside and out.

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1position69
United Kingdom 1position69

I so need to try this.

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awe thanks! im sick of this blowhole!

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Go fuck yourself you American cunt!  Bet you don't know your dad!  and your momma sucks dicks for cigarettes!~ Get a Nose job ya yeast infected slut~!

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i got a boner

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The Lord of The Flies
United Kingdom The Lord of The Flies

I JIZZED

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Hey ellio all this racist talk just shows us how much you love black people, i bet you would enjoy it as they thrust their throbbing black penises in your mouth and ass.

ooh also if the amount of melanin in our skin determined our levels of evolution, you could call a pale kid that lives in a basement the most evolved out of us. You can call black, white, yellow, red or whatever other colour less evolved it doesnt change that by saying that you just show how truly primitive your mind is. With every word you say you spiral further down into stupidity.

oh you should probably find a better place to troll Smileyou're starting to try abit to hard....yeh thats right i have noticed

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@asd thanks!

@douchecunt can you honestly say you have a woman to come home to? thats why your so upset i get it now. Did mommy not show you enough affection? or did uncle ronnie show you just a little too much??

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

I just knew Ellio would have somethin' racist 2 say about dis shit.  I mean look at da vid!  Some1 racist was bound 2 say somethin'.

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Lyndsay lover
United States Lyndsay lover

lyndsay your fucking hot... how old are u?? im 21.. !!!

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I will never understand racists. All I can say to ellio is that my boyfriend is black and he looks, smells, and acts nothing like what you explained a black person to look, smell, and act. If that isnt proof enough I live close to a city that is almost 95% black and I bet you none of them are that way either.I do not know where you get this information ellio but it is certaintly not from a reliable source. Why dont you try looking through the eyes of someone who thinks equally of all races then maybe you would have better arguments. Oh and I am white by the way and live with a father who is racist against blacks.

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OH and this sentence is just for you ellio..even though some parts of it I wouldnt want to do from fear that I might catch your STDs.

"Voy a cortar abrir mientras la respiración y la brocheta de sus testículos con una pistola de clavos. Después de que te mate Voy a cortar el pene, su pene hervir, poner su pene en un moño, y comer su pene con la salsa de tomate por encima."

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hahaha thanks! 19 ;] living in NC one of the most racist places ever. Still think its ignorant. Im not rascist agains color, im "rascist" against personality types. Yeah i hate smelly lazy worthless people too, but unlike ellios, i see just as many white people, mexicans, blacks you name it, the exibit all of those qualities.

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how about I make it easier on you ellio...

"Io taglio si apre mentre si sta respirando e spiedino i testicoli con una pistola sparachiodi. Dopo Ti uccido io tagliato il pene, far bollire il vostro pene, mettete il vostro pene in una crocchia, e mangiare il vostro pene con ketchup sulla parte superiore."

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LOL  what the fuck is wrong with you ELLIO  . you've has some racist shit to say on nearly every video. did you mom get a new black boyfriend?  cause something must have happpened to make you more phucked up in the head than this site. so the paler you are the more evolved you are?   proves what a dumbass you are, your colour depends on what part of the world you live in an how much sun that place gets which determines wether you should be white to asbsorb a lot of sun or black to not.        

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We all know this chimp get's more pussy than any of us. i'm envious of any animal really for the simple fact that sex isn't hard to get in the animal kingdom, its just part of life.

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everyone knows Ellio is doing this just to piss people off.. He gets a stiffy from everyone paying attention to him.. Just ignore him.. Maybe he will actually go away..

That video was disturbing. lol.. Was there children in the back ground laughing? If so, where the F were their parents and why was they letting them watch this..

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reece simpson
United States reece simpson

this is one of the funniest videos i have seen on here in a while

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reece simpson
United States reece simpson

hey lyndsay how did you get your picture to show on here?

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I love chimprovisation =D

anyway actually Ellio is performing a public service,...wanna know why???
Ill tell you anyway.
He is uniting us by our joined hate for one rasist italian jackass.
In this comment section allone I allready spot America, Russia, the Netherlands and even Italy united to bash this insignificant turd.
Not to forget the Swiss guy claiming he got a boner...

Really we should thank Ellio... and then bash him till he cries.
Or bash him... thank him, and bash him some more.

and then perhaps make love underneath the stars while he sits quietly in his bedroom talking to his dinosaur toys.
..I love a happy ending =)

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*Fist Bump ELlio*

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Ellio? what the white pll who fuck there farm animal or there next of kin?

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BTW ELLIO ITALY IS RITE NEXT TO AFRICA SO UR A MONKEY/APE TOO BITCH.btw u want a banana?

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@omrock u know Italian pll r really tan

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@Hagrid That made my day, nice way of thinking about it.

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awesome, this site is my monastery

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al the killer
United States al the killer

hagrid your a good person Laughing
but ellio made me sad :/

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oh my god.
That wasn't a cute little animal trick, that  was a monkey throat fucking a frog against its own will! what the fuck Mr.Phucked!! where do you find this shit?

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

LOL at Bow chika wow wow's comments 2 Ellio.  U said some fucked u-- oops.  I mean "phucked" up shit 2 him in italian.  I just had 2 use google translator.  I won't even say what it gave me.

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vinkredibLe
New Zealand vinkredibLe

rofL @Hagrid - ellio, if u want some1 to play dinosaurs with, im game.... right after i have a huge orgy with the other posters on here. especially with Lyndsay Laughing

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Well all i no is that where i live there are alot of ingnorant stupid people and we have aot of mexicans and a good amount asshole whights here but i gotta say that the black people here are the worst and DO live up to ellos steryo type and i dont know what type of world yall live in but there is some not all but some truth in his opinion maybe not where yall live but in other areas maybe some people act diff than otheres so you cant believe that all of what you see is how it is  i believe that if your and ass hole and lazy and mooch off the govenment no matter what color you are you need to be shot

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@bow-chicka's comment lol! now thats phucked up.. =) and to all others this is truly and mostly entertaining. nd lol elio things that are never going to change here elio random phucked things and people bashing people and  @ Gauntlet dude you are the man!

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Ellio's just mad at life because he knows that the only affection he will ever get will be coming from his hand and a dead frog too.

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BlondieGirl
BlondieGirl

....O.o okay this is they stuff that makes me unable to sleep at night... i think my hormones that control my sex drive,,, just threw up because if i was a guy and had a weiner... it would have shriveled up inside and turn into a hole,,, and since i dont have one.... im going to like,,, puke or something. why are there so many weird sex things?! i mean omg i wont sleep tonight D,=

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He took the whole idea of the 'frog becoming a princess' thing too far, and hoped that if he phucked it instead, it might turn into a pornstar.

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DA R3ALIST BYCHEZ H3R3 ~>
United States DA R3ALIST BYCHEZ H3R3 ~>

SOMEBODY SAVE THA POOR LIL FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DA R3ALIST BYCHEZ H3R3 ~>
United States DA R3ALIST BYCHEZ H3R3 ~>

I HOPE DAT MONKEY GITS WARTS ON HIS DICK

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Are they sure the chimp was male?  Frogs do have very long tongues...

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