That's Phucked

Top 10 WTF

  1. Oral Sex is illegal in 18 states
  2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on
  3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse
  4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia
  5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC
  6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm
  7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
  8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida
  9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65
  10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds

Some of these make sense.  But is there any reader out there who has not yet broken the law?

Me?  Off to jail I go...

Comments (10) -

I'm a virgin with people and animals so I've never broken any of these laws


That's fucked up. I am staying in New York.


aslong as your not off to jail because of #7,8,9,10 Tong


im from virginia..
thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard..



- Oral Sex ist in den USA verboten.
- In Virgina ist es verboten, beim Sex Licht zu haben.
- Für Ehemänner in Willowdale, Oregon ist es verboten, schmutzige Sachen während dem Akt zu sagen.
- Unehelicher Sex ist in Georgia komplett verboten.
- Jede andere als die Missionarstellung ist in Washington, DC gesetzlich verboten.
- In Connorsville, Wisconsin ist es verboten, während dem Orgasmus der Frau eine Handfeuerwaffe abzufeuern.
- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania ist es verboten mit einem Trucker in einer Mautstelle Sex zu haben.
- Mit einem Stachelschwein sexuelle Beziehungen zu führen ist in Florida strengstens untersagt.
- Bevor man 65 ist, darf man in Utah nicht seinen ersten Cousin heiraten.
- Mit Tieren, die leichter als 40 Pfund wiegen, ist es Männern in Wahshington erlaubt, Sex zu haben.


Well, it's a sad day when I move out of montana. I'd be in prison, perhaps gettin the chair by now


wow that was kinda slutty


its legal to fuck an animal under 40 pounds lmao
i mean bare with me here.
just think.
dogs (chihuahua's *dies laughing*)
thats a realllllllly fucked up state man.



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