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Tourette's Guy

Torette's is a terrible infliction and to those people I am truly sorry.
But it does provide for some awesome fun and allows us to make fun of them.

Here is a video of the best of "Tourette's Guy"
Some quotes from the video include:

"Mother phucker you hit my dick"
"These fish sticks are as hard as tits"
"That's just tit dirt"
"I wouldn't phuck her with my own ass"
"It sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit"
"I'd like to tit phuck her ass"

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is this for real or some guy acting??

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He is real, but I heard he is now dead.

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I have tourette's, and i can tell you he is way over acting; obvious from faces he makes at camera.

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some of it MIGHT be real... if it is, its set up by camera man to trigger an outburst.

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what did he die from?

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Mr. Phucked
United States Mr. Phucked

Sorry folks, he is indeed dead.  He died in August (2007) from a car accident.  

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That shit is so funny! Its way funnier than all those gross people eating shit and fucking horses! Tourette guy rules!

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That's bad. The only funny one was the last one: There's ladies in here." - "There's ladies everywhere dumbass!" I laughed on that the rest was just hilarious and annoying.

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wow that has to be faKE I THINK RIGHT...

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fake, thank god he's dead

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ANA CRUZ.. GRAHAM. NC
United States ANA CRUZ.. GRAHAM. NC

this is so stupid

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this is fake but fucking funny shit you can tell its fake by the way he lower his voice at times and looking at the camra alot come on now dont tell me you guys  cant tell

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it's not that funny! i don't like this video! imagine u r this guy and every body would laugh about u u fucking idiots!

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This is so fucking fake.

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its fake, when u have tourettes you dont talk about whats annoying you, you just shout random stuff not like this guy, if you watched big brother you will know what i mean.

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tourette man is a doochee
United States tourette man is a doochee

what a dooche

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a friend of mine has tourettes, he did shout randomly  well he more said stuff quietely but when he was frustrated he would explode... and there are different types and severity of conditions. and the guy knows hes bieng filmed, cuz its fake, hes acting

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100253072
United States http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100253072

funny as hell tho

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FUNNY

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I'm like marmite
United Kingdom I'm like marmite

This guy is a fake. Where hes gone, he won't be shouting 'mother phucker hit me in the dick' anymore

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you asses, this is real, and yes he did die. His site has a disclaimer saying tha he was diagnosed with tourettes, but his behavior is not typical behavior of the disease, due to other factors, alcohol being listed as one. But he did die, and you're a disgusting jerk to say you're glad he's dead. No one should wish that on anyone.

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that was wank and wasnt amusing atall its set up nd any 1 cn say they got turets and wtf is rng wd his voice.

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real americans Smile))

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Deus Amourus
United States Deus Amourus

What the Fuck it doesn't work

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JOHNNY VICIOUS
United States JOHNNY VICIOUS

R.I.P Danny

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some of it maybe be staged but "Yes, he was a long legged pissed off puerto rican" is funny as hell

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damn wtf..most of u ppl commentin that r assholes r either from UK or sumwhere else...damn u guys r assholes n should get ur asses beat everyday!!!! At least most amrecians on here think its funny...thats cuz we know how to fukkin have fun!!! by the way im american/puerto rican so the puerto rican comments r wayy stupid..mad funny vid though! had me crakkin up..fake or not...(waitin for UK to comment back tellin me off...its wut i always expect...disgrace to ur ppl!!!)

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So Fake and real bad actor!!

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What the hell. At least us Americans know how to have fun. We don't follow the rules. We do what we want when we want. We party, drink, and have one night stands. I'm waiting for a stupid UK muther phucker to tell me something. Poor Danny. I hope he is in a good place with other americans. So he is not told he is fake.

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at 4:08 hahahahaha " FUUUCK SALT" HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN HILARIOUS

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if he has tourettes how can he keep such a pristine moustache?

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Thunder God
United States Thunder God

OH BOB SAGET!!!!

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Fake or not that shit was soooo PHUCKIN funny!!!!!!!!! I didnt stop laughing the whole time.Tourettes guy phuckin rules!!!!! OH Bob Saget!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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dude, my family says i have torretes as a fucking joke, but seriously, is he just playing? is that for real?
and wtf is up with the cop part, i love themm puerto rican hoes' ^__^

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That's the funniest "oh shit" i've ever heard!!!!
Hands down

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Hey, everyone.  Just wanted to say that this guy IS real.

He was apparently already a crude kind of guy.  Worsened by tourettes.  But mostly, what you're seeing is the alcoholism and the camera person (usually his asshole son, I believe) pissing with him to make him have an outburst.

So he's a drunk, tourette-suffering asshole being provoked.

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Even if it was staged, it's still funny.
Stop fucking whinging and have a few laughs.
Jeez.

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al_kilyaraz
United States al_kilyaraz

FUCK SALT!!!
BITCH...I LOVE YOU!!!

LMFAO!!!

now thats comedy...

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that was just too fake, couldn't find anything funny in it at all

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LMAO NO WAY
Canada LMAO NO WAY

well i beleive he new what was goin on so he put on a show but he does havee tourets & he died in a car accedent i wonder what his last thought / word was ..."SHiT"

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Just try to smile for a while and you'll see results ... that's my only advice

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Nice post. Thank you for taking the time to publish this information very useful! I�m still waiting for some interesting thoughts from your side in your next post thanks.

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heheh ily

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