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Turkey Dinner

Just in time for your turkey Christmas. Looks like white meat...

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Who would fuck that ass? If it's really ass. Be careful, don't burn yourself!

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Rectum? Damn near killed'em.

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Jesus Christ.

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Damn, if that's what you call white meat... Looks like he took a lightning bolt to the leg or some electrical mishap of some sort.
I'd still tap that, it's kinky ;D

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Frankie Strange
United Kingdom Frankie Strange

It took me a while to figure out what it was. And then I fancied some chicken.

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dam sure looks like an electrical burn to me.

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The brown goo running down his leg would suggest he shat himself...  I cant say as I blame him though.  

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prob one of those idots who went for them damn SNEAKERS! -____________-

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@qwop or it could be cooked juices flowing out? still cant believe this guys alive, someone's gonna have a morphine addiction when they've finished!

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I always thought the breast was the white meat.. Its the thigh so its brown meat, bit too well done for my taste. Hard to cook turkey right, baste it well and slow cook with a bit of steam so its moist and juicy. Happy Holidays all. Smile

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Another one trying to steal Copper wires Mr. Phucked?

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

If Duke Nukem actually existed an' we showed dis 2 'em, would he still hit it?  Of course, assumin' it was/is a chick...

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"Cooked juices" or drying platelets- sometimes with weird cuts especially burns you can just ooze yellow shit/platelet plasma.

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trey, you must be new here. Be prepared to get trolled like no other. You should join forces with me and Lolz <3

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^^6
Yes and together we can combine our awesome comeback powers and mess with all the assholes here Laughing

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

Ode to DooFUS

Then your mind begins to linger,
Wrongly saying "Pull my finger"
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you're walking like CP3O
and your shit looks like radicchio
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Toilet paper you need to gather
and your butt worked up a lather:
Diarrhea, diarrhea

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@tiger "cooked juices"??? It's fucking iodine, you aussie whore.  ;)

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Trey has to be new to team up. That is super gay. Good luck ladies. The 3 bitches. And CaptainStagnetti,enjoyed your story. I ate way to much over the holidays and it messed up my stomach.

I still love Lindsay, but have grown to HATE Lolz's nigger/chink and whatever else ass. Happy holidays hood nigger

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Aww are you that upset I don't want to take your virginity away Doofus I told you I don't fuck brain damaged rednecks whos dick is microscopiclly impossible to see. is it really that depressing to you? that's actually very sad.....and Very hilarious AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(snort)HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Sweet message tender nipples. Dont worry baby girl, I have fucked chicks that I hate. We can still fuck

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That's a cool story limp dick But I'd never have sex with a guy who has his head so far up his ass and who can't even get it up LOL

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

I tell you what there Grinch, we will give it a try and I will fill you with my poison baby girl

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@Lindsay and lolz: Im dwn Laughing

but i been on this site for years its jus i never made comments cuz if i did i wanted to have a pic icon. But u girls get me rollin all day XD

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

What a little bitch!!! I knew by the pic he/she was a cock sucker. Take off that dew rag and show that nappy hair nigger bitch

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i noticed that Dude from US always sweating deze nuts. give tym for someone else to troll u ignant fuck. i bet ya moms kept u in a corner your whole life and now u gettn a taste of wat cockblocking is. i got a question for ya tho? How my kids taste?

and its a fitted cap, nut face

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Oh, Good one nappy headed nigger. Seriously dude, you can tell by your cute little seductive look in the pic, you are looking at your boyfriends ass. Somehow the bitch look with the dew rag(Super cool and hood) just dont mix. Super Gay Sweetie, Super Gay. Butttt, Hey Butt Nugget, we can pretend you are hood. Word

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1st off ya comeback was corny & u use the wrd nigger lyk niggas still take offense to it ONLINE, dum fuck. bet ur faggot pink ass aint from US. u pastey lookn ignant fuck. bet ur avatar get more girls than u  

ENVY my pretty boy pic & swallow dem kids

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Are you serious?!! Pretty boy? You got the boy part right. Look just like every other nigger we foolishly imported here. Brown Eyes, Fucked up shit looking skin, Big lips, No brain and nappy hair, Pretty?

If black is beautiful, I just flushed a beauty. Swallow your kids? No monkey juice for me, but maybe Osman would enjoy a gulp. Be good tender nipples and nappy headed sweet cheeks

Merry Nappy Headed Christmas Sweetie

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cmon son, who are u kidding? ya lines is MAAAAD corny. funny how u and all dem racist fucks got the same damn lines all the time

and all us other niggers is here to stay. WE AINT GOING NO WHERE!!!!! U mad ignant fuck?! what r u gonna do? Caps lock me to death? cuz u aint gon do shit

thats y i cant stand dum niggas lyk u Dude from US. i bet ur dum fuck ass is a lil wayne n drake fan too. bet ya pride was broken too wen u realize ya moms probably crave Nigger dick. ignant fuck.

& enjoy my "nappy headed christmas" well and pleased.

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Littlerock jimbo
United States Littlerock jimbo

Dude from US really is an ignant fuck. I'm with trey on this one.

Do you see the fabric on that leg? O.o she must have gotten electricuted

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@Ol' Smitty, my bad, of course it's iodine, they'll just whack some of that on her burn at the hospital, she'll be fine. Merry Christmas you Yank cocksucker ;)

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@Trey
Your'e definatly going to fit in with us Laughing

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@ tiger and ol' smitty...  Actually iodine can be used on an open wound...  but I REALLY dont think idione can fix this.  

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@Qwop [hardest game ever btw] maybe a band aid or two? It might not be juices OR Iodine. It might be liquified fat..

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awww Doofus, you really know how to smooth talk the ladies.

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Slice a nigger open, it's a CHICKEN THIGH!

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