That's Phucked

Want a reason to NOT workout?

Three hours a day in the gym.  3,000 calories a day.  Three inch wide thong.
Looking like a complete tool, priceless...

Want a reason to NOT workout?

Also.  Check out how small his knees look!

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"Which way to the beach?.. I lost my beach ball. It's about this big around. Did it go this way?... Or did it go that way?"

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But yeah, not phucked up.

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can he were pants??

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This guy is is gonna scare the kids:/ but it is not phucked.

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And if this hadn't turned me even more gay nothing will

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At least this megatron has a normal head. But how did he manage to grow such enormous balls? Oh waith, those are his thighs.. my badLaughing

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We hid the kryponite in the cavity that used to contain his penis.
Now let's see if he can reach...

This is what hard work, a superficial (small)mind, and a lot of insecurities will get you people: the ability to fold me up like a piece of paper, and a lovelife focused on your arms...
Or his ass, if he's gay and on the recieving end, still those asscheeks will snap his best pall's roger like a twig... so arms it is.

But you know! who needs a sexlife when you can unleash your sexual frustrations on innocent bystanders, like old ladies, and small children.. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!!!

Please don't hurt me.

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Makes me think of the belgian blue bull......

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dude from us
United States dude from us

This looks like my cock, one big, juicy muscle. DownSyndrom aka Silly Goose, sorry to turn you on biatch

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Looks like any other bodybuilder photo...and definatly not phucked i see this at gym all the time

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downtownking
Canada downtownking

he looks like his skin is gonna rip sometime in the near future

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The photo is a fake btw.

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Hahaha!  This dumbfuck has to shop at the fat guy store!  Rabid fucking worthless twat . . .

And John, can you post a link that verifies what you say?

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

It has 2 b somewhat fake.  3 hrs a day workin' out, 3000+ calories consumed in a day, I doubt dat would give a person dat much of a physique.  I mean... I hear Manny Pacquiao consumes 7000+ calories an' he ain't dat damned buff...

But I do agree wit every1.  Not phucked!

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Interesting the amount of mistakes in photoshop this picture shows. Wrong use of filters and tools, shadow, distortion and blur all make it look jarring and fake. It is phucked for someone who uses photoshop, its so bad it might have been edited in iPhoto.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@Gauntlets The Fighter: dude, manny pacquiao's only 5'6 and has stated that his walking around weight is 140.  he, and his people, claim that he has to consume 7000 calories a day for him to make welterweight at 147 (which is hilarious because dude always fights at a catch weight anyway), so if this is true, manny should be a big, bulky, sumo wrestler looking dude.  mr olympia, jay cutler, says that he eats 6000 calories a day to maintain his weight at 260 and he's 260lbs of pure muscle.  something isn't adding up.  fuckers on steroids.  we should all be asking what's in alex ariza's "yellow powder" that he gives to Pacquiao after his workouts.  don't believe the hype, bro.  

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I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

No one laugh at Hulk thong! Hulk buy thong on sale! Hulk thong a bargain! Hulk SMASH!! Hulk fight other homoerotic superheroes!

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Actually they do this by injecting some goo into his muscles.  I think its usually a black goo.  When the photo shoot is finished, they get rid of the goo by cutting the skin and letting the goo drain out.  

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@"dude from us" Yeah, because it's easy to say you have a big cock from behind the confines of a keyboard, isn't it?

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dude from us
United States dude from us

Anonymous, It sure is fucker.

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gasp! @dude from us so you, you've been lying to us?!

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@"tiger" lol, Sarcasm. I love it! Anyway, as a matter of fact yes. He talks big game when he's online but in reality, he's most likely one of them prepubescent 14 year old 4Chan dwelling virgins. "dude from us" If you read this, yes I'm talking about you.

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Question: Would some on these hoes on here fuck this guy?  if your fat, don't answer.

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ew ew ew

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This is fake as fuck.. I can't believe you people can't tell.. notice the blurry body..

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I know im extremely late here but I have read through the comments and Anonymous why would you be so compelled to make a comment on that? lol it wasnt like it was a fresh comment you are obviously going extremely far out of your way to draw attention away from your own insecurities he probably does have a big penis alot of guys do id go as far as saying the majority of guys do that 4-5 inch average is bull shit to make people like you not suicidal I personally have a 7 inch penis thats not huge thats not big its just the way i was made be happy Anon and BE PHUCKED!

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thanks a lot you solved my problem with in no time before this i spent 4 hours for good for nothing....again thanks you from the bottom of my heart

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