Wedding Ring with a gore twist.
A very good reason to not get married. A little sprinkle of processed pig bladder powder and his finger will grow back almost new. (true story, look it up)
possibly a 'truckie' ie. they jump down from the back of their truck/ute and the ring gets caught on something and voila - a skinned finger. It happened to my dad but his ring was 18ct (high gold content,very soft metal) and the ring tore before it caused this much damage, but not all 18ct rings will snap with the weight of a man either.
Guess he won't be flipping anyong off any tme soon.
This once happened to a friend of mine. He was hanging a drop ceiling and almost fell off the ladder. He tried to catch himself by grabbing the grid and his ring caught it. I was told this is a common accident with rings. It looked just like this. Super gross.
I dont wear a ring when I stick my fingers in Lolz cunt in fear of the same results
This is why you never get married.
clearly u have to much free time jay lol
tHIS iS wHY yOU nEVER fINGER bANG lINDSAY'S bUTTHOLE.
Lindsay, 'ffs,' it is his middle finger.
well then, that's what you get for wearing a ring. >
@dude. In a way I saw that as a compliment at LindsAy.
Wedding rings don't go on the middle finger, you dumbass.
when i was married i wore mine on my middle finger......dumbass lol
I am going to go ahead and make an assumption. Based on .. well nothing.. I am going to say he was a Mechanic working on something when his ring got caught in a moving device which just ripped it nearly taking off his finger, yet only Stripping the flesh off at the knuckle. Ouch!!
I have been a mechanic for 10 years now (Automotive) an Electrician for 8 years, and I will tell you This guy is actually lucky as hell that he still has a finger at all.. I have seen guys get their fingers taken completely off by Engines, Pulleys, Belts, FAN.. OUCH.. we even had one guy who was an idiot I was working next to who was wearing a Hoodie with long draw strings on it.. I must've told him 20 Times at least.. GET THOSE FUCKING STRINGS TUCKED IN and don't ever fucking wear that dangly shit in my shop again! I was about to fire him then and there, but I decided that maybe if I just scaded him he would learn... So he goes home and comes back the next day with the same god damned Hoodie with those Long ass Drawstrings on and we're doing the Timing on a 76 Toronado Engine running, I didn't catch it in time because I had gotten there maybe 5 minutes after he had started working.. The fucking Drawstrings got caught in the belt. Sucked his face into the pulleys and into the fan which Damn near ripped his face off. and the engine didn't stop there. His Face, Scalp hair, eyeballs. all of that shit was ripped nearly off of him. and the engine was still running. the Hoodie ripped and he fell to the floor and was sitting there gurgling on his own blood trying to scream with his face ripped off. That is probably the worst thing I have ever seen happen in all of my days as a mechanic. THE LESSON? Don't have jewelry or Dangly shit near moving parts. The kid was only 19 and that was a horrible way to end his life...Stupidity at its worst.. Sorry for the long story
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