That's Phucked

Why are eHarmony girls ugly?

OK, I will admit it.  I do some online dating.  Why do I do it you might ask?
Is it because I'm a sad loser?
I have no game?
Hookers cost too much?

I figure the more sources the better!

Herein lies the problem.  With increased sources of new dates comes increased risk.
What's the risk?  Ugly women!

How ugly are these women online?
Most would not look out of place on a farm with a machine attached to their nipples sucking milk out of them.

I wish I could attach some pictures because many of them are truly hideous.  I'm sure they have good personalities, but who really cares!
Here are some examples of the kinds of girls I have been matched with:
  • Fat girl eating a burger
  • Girl so fat you cannot see her eyes
  • Girl extracted from Area 51
  • Ultimate nerd girl
  • Road kill girl
  • Girl with eyes that point in different directions.
  • Prison tat girl
  • Prison mug shot girl
eHarmony will send you matches that the system thinks are a good match.  I would say out of 20 that it sends me; maybe 1 or 2 do not produce barf in my throat.
But I will say this for them.  The 5% that I sometimes meet have been very nice people.
I just wish they would do something to solve the farm animal syndrome.

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Comments (12) -

all i can say is, "UBER FUNNY"!


If you had seen the pictures, you would have been scared too!


I can count on 1 hand the number of matches I've had on eharmony, and I've been there over a year. That place sucks they drop your messages, and I never even saw any of my match's pictures.  


hey im kinda new 2 site but ive seen alot and only been on like 2 hours. Love the site and please send me some of the pics of chiks if at all possible.


Hahahah, dating online sucks..


hey MR PHUCKED, if you were around here i could get ya hooked up with a decent lookin hookers, no cross eyed buck toothed bitches either...really decent looking girls


try's completly free an no credit cards.....see a multitude of pics who view you or message you....the site is awesome an i'm a firm believer because me an my fiance have been together 3 yrs from this site...try it.....sorry we no longer exist on this site....we searched for long term....ty


Thanks for warning me.


LOL my father used that site and got married to the women he met, shes not bad looking either and hella nice also funny


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