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she was planning to terminate the pregnancy anyways.

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

Horatio Cane:" What kind of whale is it?"
Cop:"Sperm Whale"
Horatio Cane: "Well then, looks like we have ourselves here, a case of spermicide"...YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I'm all anti-animal cruelty and all those kind of pictures, but damn, this looks fake to me. I don't know if its the momma whales head or mouth or what.

Meh.

Bring on the next jar squatter or penis mixer! I miss those. :\

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

^^blow it out your BLOW HOLE, stagnetti!  it's a goddamn dolphin for christ sake.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@Lidsay  the dumber you get the hotter you get.  keep dem derr doo duh comments a comin'.

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HandsomeDevil: that's actually a pilot whale. So good try on trying to be a smartass only to end up looking like a dumbass Smile

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:/ Yeah. It's defo a pilot whale. Bigger than a dolphin, but bite-size compared to a sperm whale.

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@uryu  pilot whales are among the largest oceanic dolphins.  i do believe you just got owned OWNED, sir.  but i magnanimously say: "nice try."

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@peach  ur adorbz, babe <3

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nutty696969
United States nutty696969

ha! spermwhale   nice

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I dindt even know mary was preggers!!!!!

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probably somewhere in asia...they eat these mammal fish over there. looks like somebody tried to cut the head off but stopped for the picture to be taken.

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or maybe the head was partially severed to kill the fish.

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I was thinking Harbour porpoise at first but did some traveling in the google mobile and came up with Pilot whale.      yubanet.com/.../...hales-in-the-Faeroe-Islands.php    and if you can't trust sea shepherd, who can you trust?

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Looks like the Japanese got a two for one. I wonder what it would taste like with soy sauce.

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dude from us
United States dude from us

This is stupid, just like the incredibly ridiculous attempts to be funny by CaptainStagnetti and the bullshit, weak crap Noshot says. It gets more lame all the time. Fuck Niggers, CaptainStagnetti, and Noshot

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the shit right here
the shit right here

The pilot whale, like the killer whale, is a member of the dolphin family, and is second only to the killer whale in size. It does well in captivity, and is easily trained, displaying intelligence equal to that of the bottlenose dolphin. One captive pilot whale named Morgan was trained by Navy scientists to retrieve beeper-attached objects from the ocean floor at depths of over 1,600 feet. Carrying a clamping recovery device in his mouth, he attached it to the located object, which was then raised to the surface by compressed air balloons. The pilot whale is extremely social, and is well known for stranding in groups of a few animals to several hundred at a time.

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LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEeE

I dont even know what whale this is.

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downtownking
downtownking

holy shit, who gives a fuck what kind of whale/dolphin is it, it's fucking dead, it's neither now

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SaintSilver
United Kingdom SaintSilver

My god this place has gained imbeciles since I was gone... Regretting coming back. @dude from us, Cut the crap ok?

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kinda looks like a penis gave birth to another penis?!?

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

Okay, everybody settle down because DooFUS is getting a little cranky

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hahaah handsome you got owned. ^.^

Tong

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Dont whales lay eggs? :p

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

@Intelecto
Whales r mammals.  They give live birth.

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fuckin chinks!

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@Les Me a Soo sorry me try to makie some a sushi fir a famariy to cook a friyed rice with soy sauce me soo sorry

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HandsomeDevil
United States HandsomeDevil

@Lindsay  ownned? MY ASS!!!  now use my tongue as a loofah... and that goes double for you, Lolzproblem.  =P

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@ Handsomedevil NEVER!!!

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CaptainStagnetti
United States CaptainStagnetti

@Intelecto

No. They divide asexually every seven years

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WHY WOULD SOME ONE DO THAT?

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