Women on the internet
There seems to be a direct relationship between how easily a girl on the internet will meet a guy and how ugly / fat she is. The last girl I went to go meet out was so fat and hideous that I didn't even stop my car when I realized it was her. I may have dented my car and killed her but I definitely wasn't going to brake for that whale.
Older women at bars
If I realized how easy it is to bag Milfs when I was younger I would've been up to my eyelids in wrinkled vagina (and probably herpes) when I was 17. But I'm not 17 anymore and not horny enough to designate 5 minutes to responding to your old drunk ass. Go away. Go back to your husband and your kids. You're embarrassing yourself. Don't let the horny old drunk guys who have no game thwart you otherwise.