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Wrench In Eye

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Wrench In Eye

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This is what happens when you mess with the Engineers Sentry.
Dummy.

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Gauntlets The Fighter
United States Gauntlets The Fighter

Somebody didn't like dis guy so they decided 2 jam a wrench in his face.

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Ol' Smitty
United States Ol' Smitty

Arsonist asked "Hey, how do I get this nut out of my eye?" Then some sarcastic bastard with a flair for irony tossed him a wrench.  

Is that Guantlets? What a lugnut!

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Ol' Smitty
United States Ol' Smitty

See what I did there? ^^

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I see wut u did thar.

...kinda lame :\

Maybe someone wanted him to hold onto it for him & he put it in a spot where he wouldn't lose it

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Is this one of those "eye" socket wrenches?

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my gravitar isnt working Frown

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Ugh, he's going to need a tetanus shot...

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prob need two tetanus shots for that one, other than that he'll be fine

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@zman44 (and uncle!) he actually is fine, its not exactly a new pic and the other sites titled it 'Man Survives Spanner Through Face' sort of thing, along those lines

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Lindsay. I am not sure about the new pic, 2 bitches in one photo? And I am not sure, but you look titless. I guess I would still fill you with my poison, but we may need to change the pic poopy pants.

As for this pic, I heard this fine fellow swallowed Lolz' nuts and Dr Lolz went looking for them down this poor follows noggin. This pic is nuts.

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The only question all the serious doctors and people should ask here is: what size this wrench is?

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Looks like a plumbers "conex" spanner which has two ends 24mm & 32mm used for fitting 1/2" & 3/4" compression fittings. Nearly had a similar occurrence when removing a fitting from a high pressure pipe I thought was off - fuckin thing nearly took my head off.

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Gauntlets Twin
United States Gauntlets Twin

Gaunts you mad bro. Looks like da nigga in dis pic aints going to KFC anytime soon. If you cants go gits chicken i feels sorry fo yo ass. It just leaves mo chicken fo me. I gonna gits me some chicken fo the super bowl chicken be some good shit

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hopefully lolz' surgeons don't use that method to fix people

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@Doofus
Are you sure this isn't a picture of you after 15 year old Nutted in your eye and you started crying like a bitch and since 15 year old didn't have his crowbar he decieded to use his second scariest weapon. :3

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Lolz, Props, that was the funniest thing you have ever said, pure genius. Love you baby girl. Cant wait to nut in you and on you. Have a great super bowl Sunday poopy pants

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Fuck superbowl. Blah. I watch Hockey.

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puertorock71
United States puertorock71

Somebody pass me that 9mm wrench.

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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" - Dodgeball

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@ Doofus
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

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Must have been the aftermath from the Pats Giants game in '08
Btw. To the patriots fans. FUCK YOU

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Maybe he should just wrench it out.. No? OK, I'm going now.

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Lolz, Stop being such a wrench, I mean wench, you know you want to suck the poison dry from my nuts with those nigger lips baby girl.

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You got me mixed up with 15 year old you know your current boyfriend right now the Guy that sucks you off twenty four seven while you suck him off. After all You love him to much to ever cheat on him Smile

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Dude from US
United States Dude from US

Lolz, baby girl, you are too busy acting like a cunt to see that I dont argue with or ever mention that kid. I will not fight with a kid, but obviously, I will go toe to toe with a nigger like you baby girl.

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oooohhhhhh, so THAT'S why they call it a socket wrench XD

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seems like the scene from final destination, where the dude got 'wrenched' Laughing

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His wife told him for the last time to fix the car

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CaptainCraptastic
Canada CaptainCraptastic

Reminds me of Final Destination 5, except in that the guy gets the wrench across the bridge of his nose and his eyes, not through his eye

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oh! looks like the wrench Slipped!! Damn that's the third time this week.. Aw well!!

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noshot, I made an inspirational poster a few years ago saying that.. lol

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